Interesting Quotes

From "Under the Tuscan Sun", the romantic Italian, Marcello, commented on the traffic lights:
"Green means GO"
"Yellow - it's for decorations"
"Red - it's just a suggestion"
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《省钱王》里,权怡凤问 Ah-Ben 的欠扁问答题:
权:Spiderman 是什么颜色的?
Ben: 红色跟黑色
权:错。答案是白色
Ben: 为什么?
权:“是-白-的 man!”
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今早在车上听933时,电台因为刚过的 Oscar Award 而聊起了 Hollywood 和 Bollywood, Royston 来了个 Funny 的想法:
“India 的叫 Bollywood”
“Singapore 的可以叫 Sollywood?” “梁智强的电影全部都是 Sollywood.”
...
“Malaysia 也可以叫 Mollywood...”
(faint)

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